Finance Rap

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I gotta get bank i gotta get bank i gotta get bank got gotta get bank x4

 

I had to get money

so i committed identity theft

Blew up those credit cards

till there wasn't anything left

 

got that real estate

And now the stakes

are higher than a wedding cake

IRA, It's here to stay

Until i get bored on a rainy day

 

bankruptcy, my enemy

Infamy, the death of me

economy, on top with me

Now i own a monopoly

 

Credit cards, disregard the idea of humanity

slamming us with that interest

and driving us to insanity

No Credit Report, I'm on the floor.

Running from that credit score

 

Looking at my retirement funds

in disbelief of what i've done

I had my doubts

Then i checked

my accounts

Now i'm over seas

Sippin a martini

and enjoying the breeze