Saturday Story

Im at home alone on the phone to my homies,

Im like brother please im free can we go on a spree,

of alcohol induced hedonism,

Don't care where lets just let the fun begin,

Spin the bottle now where are we going?

Hot tub party in Aberdare lets make a showing,

But when we got there it wasn't even fair,

Not a hot tub in sight nor a bitch to spare,

My mind need repairs, to get over my despair,

Thought this was a party, have more fun watching Tony Blair,

On the television, couple of drinks, loosing my vision,

Blood begins flowing , I feel like discussing nuclear fission,

 

But it wasn't too long before I started dribbling,

Couple more drinks then I started nibbling,

My brother went home with his girl and began fiddling,

Fine by me but he didn't even manage to get it in,

And my other boy was having a sob, he couldn't wet his knob,

Can you believe it? That bitch was on the blob,

Woke up the next morning feeling like a slob

But that's ok I didn't have anywhere to be anyway,

Just sad that my mates got played in such a way,

 

I was so fucked I wasn't even in contention,

Had too many drinks there's not enough time to mention,

But man, what I was doing there in the first place?,

I guess I was just bored and reality was too hard to face,

My minds just a scramble but I hope its just a phase,

Maybe more like a maze, coz I get lost all the time,

Ain't got nothing better to do than just sit here busting rhymes

But I'll think more than twice about going there again,

And let those two bitches fuck with me and my best friends