Chomperss
• Written by Chompers
I'm lookin at the clock
Its 420 on the dot
So I grab my Bic
And ignite this
sativa dank shit
this is the time
Us stoners come around
Michiganian bound
Throwin Sunday night parties
While you pussies smokin smarties
That bar should be a felony.
Monday hangover remedy,
Is to smoke a joint
Make it thick with no point.
People claiming they smoke big
But that is me, ya dig?
I'm always down to smoke
Even when I just awoke
I call my bed a nest
Cuz This time is the best
To smoke up all the rest
Don't even try to test
Look over to my right
See a blunt rolled tight
That's a nice sight
Now I spark it up and take flight.
Y'all fakers like Apollo 13
And claimin your a fein
For all of that green
But these pussies can't be seen.
Because I am so high
Directly in the sky.
You probably smoke a bowl a day
And claim you live the stoner way
But really your fucking gay
You'll recieve an order today
Based upon what my hat say
Just above the brim, it shouts obey.
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Chompers
Member since June 5 2014