YASSSSSSS

I wasn't born mean, I was pushed to treachery

I walk the streets looking for some puss to fetch me

I'm like a veggie, brain is turned to mush, I'm edgy

Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie

If he don't gimme Kim, things could get messy

So pass that ass to me let me squish the left cheek

And press against the right one till it's smushed against me

And leave a dead body in the woods, the MC

With the Christopher Reeve beef

We started out on the wrong foot

Or should I say fake leg made outta wood

I shouldn't, yes I should

Riding through the hood, I'm chillin' with Westwood

I'm quite mellow, a white fellow

My pee is bright yellow, I like Jello

I'm like hello to a cute little dyke on the mic

I'm kinda like Iron Mike cause I bite earlobes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See I'm the first one to class and the last to leave

I mean the first one to leave outta class, believe

That I'm a mailbox pimp in my heart till I die

Even after I’m all gone and my ashes fried

Went from an ashy guy class clown as high

To a grown ass man stacking pa-per

Runyon Ave.'s the clique , D12's the game

We've been spitting this (shit)

Since we were little bébés

Gaga goo goo nana, nadi do do never

Word to my homie Em, I'm just too too clever

A 4-5 shot and leave a nigga's face lop-sided

The kick from the barrel make you think I'm cock-eyed it

When I bust it out off in the crowd, you start diving

Greg Louganis went over the bar I ain't lying

Hot Iron lethals not defying a soldier

Runyon Ave. soldier equals death when it's over

It's none colder than (a nigga) understand the struggle

Apply the street-muscle we've been had to hustle

We've been had to hustle, we've been had to muscle

Apply the street hustle, we've been had to hustle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once again

Kryptonite to Superman, he's a dentist to Amy

Administer of the pain, just finished, huffing the paint

And muffled the fumes like it was nothing because it ain't

Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays

His venom he spray, reaches like beams of energy rays

Menacing stares, he glares making the hairs

All on the back of your neck stand

Like Dracula yep

Spectacular rep, he's a tarantula, gargantuan

Yah, Angela so I command you to start dancing

Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark

Throwing animal parts at Scarlett Johansen

Enter my gas chamber, ya gangsta, my ass

He's got his fangs to your neck, he's set to strangle ya ass, hater

You're facing a task greater, he's chasing your ass

He's got his face in a mask, your blood stains on his glass table

I'm checking the exposure, a full dose of me exposing

Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing

With or without clothing, next to the decomposing

Bodies eroding while I'm dozing off overdosing

Windows opening-shutting, doors opening-closing

I think there's a ghost, too much hydrocodone and Codeine

I was only supposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing

I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring

I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink posing

Myself, self-loathing, cause I'm on a brink, mostly

I don't wanna think this will make everything rosey

Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three toesies

Totally frozen while I close in, I'm yodelling

Rosey, won't you come out to play

A nuisance, wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines

In the papers making shrines of my crimes and capers

My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends

Go to Europe and put neurofens in my syrup and stirred em

You never heard him like this, so don't encourage him

The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors, and lyrics worse than

The kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin'

Eighty spirits of ladies 'cause Shady murdered the virgins

Crazy turn of events and then he emerged

Took over the world and reeled in all the children

Lured em into the building and killed em

Buried em in the mulch and mildew and he will

Do what he feels and still can spin

Straw into gold like Rumpelstiltskin

Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol - three pills, the Real Slim

Shady's entered the building

There's nothing but crumbled leaves and

Tumbleweeds up in this bitch, Mildrid

He's ill wit it, he still shouldn't be healed

There's no one as sick as he, MC's

Will get fricasseed on the grill then

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You wanna start with the hook first

You wanna start with the...oh

I have no idea what I'm doing, I have no idea what I'm doing, but

Everybody get up, sit up Christopher

They're miserable without you, Superman is a-

Live and he's flowin' like the Mystic River

Girl, don't act like you've never been kissed before

One, two, three, four, five, six, this uh

Rhyme is about to hit you right in the kisser

How did anybody ever find me I disa-

Peared I was hiding in Freeway's beard, just a

Hop, skip and a jump from my skin gushing

Nails into my face that I been pushing

Hellraiser, my face is my pin cushion

It's like when I'm on the mic I can squish a

Sucker like a vice grip, my pen put you

In the slaughterhouse cause your style's been butchered

I'll spin chainsaw, take off like the blades on, my brains on

Hyperdrive, someone put the brakes on

 

Here's a smidgen, a midget to get your digits Bridget

Don't try to fidget with it, ribbit ribbit

I got you slipping on my swag juice, my swag juice

I got you slipping on my swag juice, my swag juice

Now here's a smidgen, a midget to get your digits Bridget

Don't try to fidget with it, ribbit ribbit

I got you slipping on my swag juice, my swag juice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got it figured out now nigga, see

My mind's right, money right

Can't nobody stoppin' how I get it

In hindsight I never shoulda left where I was livin'

I probably wouldn't be getting pressed by all these women

But then again I wouldn't 'a met the ones that I was diggin'

So now I like to look and talk a lot like

She like Lil Kim and Kim and Serena Williams

Just like my [ ] I'm a regular Charles Dickens

Bitch call me talking about she pregnant

She crazy so I [ ] that ho and left baby

I won't never trust her no shit

Even if she specialize in mouth massaging my testicles

I never trust her, a ho, I, even on the first date

She's basically getting her mouth raped

Then turn around and ask me for a kiss

"No bitch I'm straight"

I've never really been concerned with how my own dick taste

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

simmer down there sister

Bound to get you dizzy 'cause he gets as busy as a

Bee baby you could throw a Frisbee in a blizzard

He'll catch it in his teeth, what is he, he's a wizard

Standing in the disco with a disco biscuit

And I'm pretty sure it isn't Bisquick, is it

Now baby don't forget to bring your lipstick witcha

I want the kiss before I blow this bitch to smitha-

Reens, get the guillotines, this is a situ-

Ation that's critical as Dre spins his, uh

Turn tables and he cuts the record like a scissor

Checka-chicky-checka-chicky-checka-checka-chicka

We'll wreck it in a second tell me what the heck is sicker

Wait a minute I just dropped my necklace in the liquor

Now baby just to make a little breakfast and it's six o-

Clock in the morning unless you want to get some dessert