Watchu Want From Me?

They're rappin' so stoically, heroically, like it's poetry.

like "Now's my moment, see, the Rap Gods have chosen me."

Actin' like a Roman fleet out on the open sea, makin' Trojans flee.

Well, your greatest foe is me cause the rodent's free, and I'm holdin' your stolen keys.

I hope ya' know that I won't go all braggadocio,

I just wanna have some fun, someone come on and Dosey-Doe.

Show Pinnochio your hokey shows and watch as his nosey grows,

Talkin' all tough like you're the shit, but ohhh don't we know.

The problem is you embellish shit, to the point where we can't relish it.

We all do that it's a fellowship, but you do it more so it's relative.

So let's fight cause I'm no yella kid. Say that I am, that's a hella' fib.

Kick your ass so hard your belly gives, and I lose a shoe like Cinderella did,

And I'm back to attack with a rippity rap I'm Jack the Cat and that's a fact.

You're whack you lack the knack and the tact to attract the masses,

Flow slow as molasses, so laddies n lasses,

start grabbing ya glasses, And pay attention in my classes.

 

Music stops and the tables don't turn.

The sun's set, the underdog's the worm.

But the Cat's back rejoice, til ya crack ya voice

Snatch the mic from you boys and they don't really got a choice.

 

 

I admit, I've been a prick

Tried to quit,

 

What do you want? A narrative?

Story time? Should I share it kids?

This is gettin' embarrassing.

I'm stressin' out, my hear is thin and that's because I'm tearin' it.