weird lines

funny ain't it how I have a plastic jacket

and my brother tells these 5 year olds to tell me I'm a faggot

I never throw away my carrot cake, no I bury them in a casket

every week I play bracket in that casket

and yes white bears matter too

and even the white and black ones who know kung Fu

but I heard that Donald Trump will make

his private investigator Nancy Drew

and make How I met your mother continue

but whatever, I got horses infested instead of mice

and all these dead bunny's I energize

every year I get my dog baptized

cause he eats too much fries

they all go to his thighs

he doesn't like how he looks so he's always in disguise

as Martha Stuart put in actual size