it's a conspiracy

you think I'm crazy

you think they don't exist

its the fucking Illuminati man

its one conspiracy

 

insane just a little bit

now excuse me while I sit

my fat ass in the chair

in a house in the middle of

buttfuck nowhere

now beware i gotta tell you

I've seen the aliens

the lizard people

and the moles but i think they're part troll

now don't think I'm insane cause the aliens are coming back for me

you'll see

I've seen their queen

travesties and tragedies in different galaxies

I'm hella lifted on that martian kush

now I've gotta push my beliefs

on the aliens that i know I've seen

now forgive me if i take your wife

and apply a knife to her face

and remove the brain from her fucking dome

the aliens require it so that they can take me back home

imma dissect your daughter like a toad

and then I'm gonna hit the road

for Roswell new mexico

the Illuminati is after me

cause they know that I'm aware

there's an alien colony

somewhere underneath the rocky mountains

drinking fountains of this sloppy goo

that i made

from soil and some lemonade

and possibly poo

its keeps the lizard people at bay

now i know you think I'm insane

but I've seen some shit

and i promise you

it wasn't a mushroom filled trip

i know what i saw

a cow being lifted into the night sky

by what looked like a damn sombrero that could fly

there was this green light

and suddenly i was in this bright white room

 

 

i didn't kill her man

it was the aliens

damn lizard people