Ode to Adultery

ordering a pizza at four in the morning

flicking through my channels but everything seems boring

my phone goes off im thinking who could calling

it was warning

from my ex

telling me her situations very complex

her husband found out about our nights of wild sex

and now hes making threats

and they involve death

yo, i hung the phone up straight away

nah i aint religious but you bet that day i prayed

got back on my phone looking for a place to stay

but all of my mates, told me stay away

yo i felt alone

didnt know where to go

so much for staying till the grave with my bro's

open a window, to let the smoke out

had a think about it, my windows closed now

what if he climbs in through the fire escape

people do mad things when they're fuelled by hate

and now im thinking bout how i could negotiate

get him to relate

put him in my shoes

wait till he turns his back and then boom

hit him with the broom

drag his limp body into the bathroom

i hate to bring up all this doom and gloom

but that bathroom would be his tomb

 

okay, now i feel bad for even thinking that

walk to kitchen, im drinking now

pour myself a tall glass, of malt whiskey

my aim tonight no its not to get tipsy

my aim tonight is to get full on pissed see

i got whole lot of trouble on my mind

thinking about the husband, then im thinking about the wife

my thoughts drift off soon im thinkin bout my life

did i do it right, whos to say

maybe at the end of this i get a second take

maybe at the end of this i can fix my mistakes

apply the breaks

im having dark thoughts

i could do with some kettamine

time to score

i get up my dealer and i, give him a call

i ask him politely to come my front door

explain that i dont feel like going outside at all

he says its cool

and so i thank him

cus kets good for your health like push ups or planking

 

an hour later, knock knock knock

i answer hesitantly, my broom cocked

come in, i say, its unlocked

for the next ten seconds or so time stopped

what i saw then really gave me a shock

the broom got dropped

i heard the gun pop

but i didnt see anything, not even god...