Twisted Linguistics

Flip shit like im sellin it for fertilizer,

I'm a fuckin power ranger ninja turtle spider,

All three combined, to redefine rap

leave your mind captivated while mine snaps

Swayin on the track like carts in mineshafts,

Take Noah's ark apart to make nine rafts,

Thinkin that you'll make it with sheer force? I might laugh.

You got it twisted like beer corks and wine caps!

You'll never see me be about to fail

I'm the alpha male actin like I just got outta jail,

When I come around put your house for sale,

Cause I'm lurkin round searchin for the perfect spouse to nail,

I'm bout to sail off into the sun, I've begun to realize,

My life's disintegrating and fading while I've been hesitating,

Like I've been waiting for a train that never comes...

Better get on my bike and pedal some.