Zucc Boyz

OLDIE V2

 

I like to go for rides in the rains so i can watch the raindrops race

 

 

 

Verse 1: Filthy Pino

 

Me and your girl we out for a skate

Take her home and fuck her

Thats the end of the date

Kitty reeling me in i swear that shit is like bait

We be screaming so loud

Shit sound like a debate

Im not immature thats just how they portray me

Im a real nice guy

Fuck a girl in her thirties

Make the flow so wet

Make a cactus thirsty

Got a candle in my ass

Im a dirty birdy

Got your girl in the room

All she do is flirt me

Got supreme on my chest

And my hand on some shirley

Got bape on my balls

While your man wear hurley

Imma be in harvard

While you be in berkeley

Im asian with glasses

But im not that nerdy

Got a girl from the east

She be reppin New Jersey

Could you make me some eggs

I like them flipped on the sunny

Gotta thick girl

She a playboy bunny

 

 

 

Verse 2: B.I.G. H3AD

 

Just bought my girl some new earrings

But i forgot she don't have piercings

Man stop laughing this ain't funny

I just waisted all of my money

Don't worry I won't rob no bank

I got a secret stash of benjies under my fish tank

I also got parents that are rich

And one big rash with a massive itch

I'm a manchester lad and i love wayne rooney

If u ever diss me i'll give you a big fat moony

I still play footy to stay in shape

I know one day i'll be sponsored by bape

I don't make girls happy I only make beats

Get away vegetarian we only eat meats

I haven't seen my dentist in way over a year

Maybe that's why my teeth are blacker than root beer

My girl is more loyal than yours

Mine don't need make up to cover up her pours

I gave my girl a house key

Whilst you were blogging about your colonoscopy

You wear a sweater at dinner and i eat in the nude

You can call me whatever, just don't call me a prude

It's been months since i've done the dishes

Ever since that genie gave me them free wishes

I wished my girl lost some weight

Jk I love meet on my women like a nice piece of steak

I layer my sleeves like Freddy Benson

I've been living here for months, but I don't pay rent son

They say my head so big I look like Dwight Schrute

But I don't own a beer farm, I own a parachute

Yeah this is your boy signing off

Please welcome my boy big hoff

[Cheeky Chav]

 

 

 

Verse 3: B.I.G. Hoff

 

Lets get high

In calabasas

We be smoking so much

Making holes in the mattress

Fucked a girl in hollywood

She claimed she was an actress

She be triple x

One more than xanax

Explode on her face

Got me feeling like isis

Ima have the salad

But please no cabbage

Your girl floating around

Please claim your baggage

But please check

Cause it might be damaged

Got a Latina

Fatass, a bad bitch

I only act like this

To make the whole crowd panic

We ain't even done

Why you actin so manic

Ran out of Trojans

So we using ceramic

Let's go on a trip

Here's a sheet of acid

Now I have arrived

Now I feeling flaccid

I got your girl on her knees

She be sucking my juice

All my rhymes so fire

They be burning the Jews

I just needed to rhyme

Please don't find me rude

Boy you nothing

Like those african shoes

Claim you real

But you be drowning in the booze

Your life aint good

Ima hand over the noose

First time fucking

And the vag already loose

Sippin on palm bay

And some grey goose

 

 

 

Verse 4: Hank Urcheef

 

I'm not muslim i'm just making a clock

You can see me running up on your block

They say why you naked put away your cock

got embarrassed so I put on a sock

Holy shit mom again I told you to knock

This is why we should invest in a lock

I'm so depressed I'm gonna jump off a dock

Put on my trench coat and pull out a glock

Cock it, stock it, and shoot that jock

New timbs steel toed boot

I'll stomp on your head and steal all your loot

When you bleed to death you yell 'oh zoot'

Fuck you bitch heres a bag of soot

Head to the ditch so I can smoke a nice fag

Got supreme boxers so I make sure I sag

At 7/11 yelling put it in the bag

You flirty indian hag

I'll fucking make you gag

I'll claim your ass with a sturdy flag

I get so much Cat like Jennette McCurdy

I'll rape you in the shower so you'll always be dirty

I'm your role model like Bert and Ernie

My dad taught me his ways I'll remember til im thirty

I get all these chocolate mamas when I buy them purdy's

I'm drowning in the clunge with mad fit birdies

I wear white face do you think I'm clowning

I'm like Jonathan Oh, always frowning

When his mama comes around he gets a pounding

All the way from Korea I can hear it sounding

 

 

 

 

Verse 5: San Nev

 

(Adlib)

Black people scare me more than jews

I'm drinking orphan tears like a bottle of booze

J's on your feet man I'll shit on your shoes

I wear Roots and man I'll never lose

I roller blade at the skate park

I'm going what the zuckerberg like I'm Mark

I'm on a journey to bang your mom if you wanna embark

My mommy gives me a kiss before I sleep in the dark

I'm your average white boy tryna please it

I'm like a sperm bank you squeeze it I'll freeze it

Wearing thrasher thinking that i'm cool

My man i'm just tryna straight bool

I'll jump butt naked inside a pool

I don't bother with Supreme or Bape

All I need is my Superman cape

I touched a weird kid with dyed hair

and he filed rape

I'll slay your bitch

And make her a crepe

 

 

 

Verse 6: Curry Dick

 

(BUTTER CHICKEN)

Yeah, you can see my riding through my town

With a glock in my dash

Pull up on a ho see if she wanna smash

Eat her ass and I get a fatty poo stache

Put a crown on us we own this shit like prison, Fogle

I'm not that smart I don't got alotta wisdom

But I got racks to pay your daughters tuition

After this rap Ima fly away like motherfucking pigeon

Piss on your girl but I ain't R Kelly

Get in my car put the key in the ignition

Not your typical brown boy, fuck Asian women, bok choy

I got thots that wanna be employed, play boy

Just saw a fat bitch, Pillsbury Dough Boy

She ran away screaming

I hid under the table cuz she made the ground shake

I don't get baked, but hey your girl rode me like a cowboy, backache

My rhymes are like a torch, I'll shit on a church porch call it a holy shit

I'll have you fucking lick it

Heres a tooth pick I'm flossing your teeth with my dick

Pull out your camera take a pic

Light my cock on fire, better pass me the bic

Stick it so far down your throat it'll make ya sick

(EUGH) (EUGH) (EUGH)

I'm a little nervous my plug don't call back cuz I don't got service

I'm losing stacks of my bills and pills not even doctor fucking Phil can help

Bend your daughter over and hit her ass with a leather belt

After that we do some arts and crafts with a coloured felt

After that we play Minecraft get that iron, smelt

Wrestlemania 2017, fuck the rock

I'll pull a Sam Puckett and have a butter sock

ill be in the kitchen cooking mad butter chicken

Better watch your ass cuz i'm gonna stick my dick in

(BUTTER CHICKEN) (BUTTER CHICKEN)