Toaster

Verse 1

Tears of happiness when this motherfucking beat drops

Walk around with a blunt in my headband screaming fuck cops

See me roll up in the kombi van and i ain't got my license

Seeing so much smoke come out you swear there was a crisis

Pick up some chicks and we slip something in their drinks

When they pass out we don't hesitate to get in their pinks

Hogtie the bitch and get ready to fuck her in the cellar

Set up the camera, ready to make a number one seller

 

Chorus 1x2

I'm gonna pop your cherry like the toast out of a toaster

Bitch

 

Verse 2

This bitch is always screaming but it gets me more excited

There's a party going on in my basement and you're invited

She's kicking and screaming but this ain't a Will Ferrell flick

I'm not ready for the credits so there's no need to go quick

She's starting to piss me off so i smack her up a bit

Man recording me rape this chick is the fucking shit

Finished with her now so i go and ditch her in the woods

Then I drive back home to go snort some of those white goods

 

Chorus 2x2

I'm gonna pop your cherry like the toast out of a toaster

Bitch

 

Verse 3

After a long day I just kick back relax with a bong

Mix it up with a nice beer shit man I can't do no wrong

Anxious for the next bitch i pick up in my van

Can't think of it on the spot i gotta start to plan

I'm one fucked up motherfucker but every one loves me

Raping is fun but nothing's better than to palm trees

Gotta end the song cause i just spotted this bitch

And i can't help but fix that crazy itch i've got