For Those Who Care

Got a few friends who really even care

So I'm gonna make this quick for those who it's not their affair

Yeah I am an alcoholic

I'm prone to being melancholic

My words are vitriolic

I act hyperbolic

Not very metabolic

But exert like a workaholic

Been described as demonic

Because I thrive as a hedonic

Some might find that ironic

Cause' my pleasure is laconic

Don't try to sound sardonic

My brain's just pneumonic

And I need a mnemonic