EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTAS

hey jeff jeffity

wats up

i wrote a melody

its about the day i schooled u

oh wait that day is today

and yes im a prodigy

i know all my anologys

exspecially the one when me plus u equals me beating ur ass

alas i will always be the winner

 

well u think u know everything well u do

NOT u think that ur so hot but

u dont know why i cut a smile on my face or why i will cut u next

ur an imation a recreation

i read ur creepypasta

it made even me frown

because how boring it was ur not all tht adoring

but dont worry

ill be happy once i beat u like every old day

 

UR TALKING ABOUT OLD!?

WELL LOOK AT UR "CRAPPY" PASTA

IT HAS THE SAME OLD STORY

A BOY GETS MAD AND GOES ON A KILLER RAMPAGE

ur just like scream

u have no plot in ur story

u just kill kill and kill again

and hopes no finds out ur sin

 

which the one where i killed my own brother or raped him?

or killed my own mother?

 

please ur brother didnt meet such a bad fate

i sliced and diced my family to shame

sister dead father dead mother i dont even know where she went

 

i guess slender man is lucky in a way he doesnt have to see ur face

because ur an eye sore not even i can adore! just close the eyes and go to sleep!

 

JEFF SHUT THE FUCK UP I GET MORE VIEWS THAN U THAN LUCK!

HEY AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE BARNEY MIXED WITH THE JOKER

MAN JUST FUCK OFF OR GO IN THE CORNER AND JACK OFF

THATS WHY JANE LEFT U FOR SLENDER SHE SAID THAT UR WEWE WASNT A WINNER

BUT GUESS WAT I AM!!

 

 

SHUT THE FUCK!!I GET MORE FAN GIRL THAN U IN A DECADE

HAVE U LOOK IN THE MIRROR UR STARTING TO DECAY!!!

I WISH THEY BURRIED U IN GRAVE CUZ THEY NEVER FOUND UR BODY!

CUZ ITS ABOUT TO BE UNDER MY BED!!

 

DUDE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GAY JOKE!

NO WONDER THE FANS ALWAYS PAIR U UP WITH SLENDER

OR MAYBE EEVEN FUCKING SPLENDER OR ENDER OR

A SEXUAL OFFENDER man!

 

DUDE AT LEAST IM NOT A PUNK LIKE U!!

WEARING GOGGLES AND SHIT! U FUCKING CUNT SLUT MOTHERFUCKER

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

 

 

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