Sarajev-Yo!

Coming straight outta Berlin, ready to kill,

‘Cause if we don’t represent, the Entente will

Keiser Wilhelm heading up the Triple Alliance,

It wasn’t this Empire who started the violence

Gustavo Princip chose to front on our man,

So, don’t mess with my home boy-Franz Ferdinand

Grabbed Lux and Belgium, couldn’t even fade’em

Then my boys from Vienna hit you with an ultimatum

 

Entangling alliances are all around,

So, 9 million Allies going straight in the ground

See, were not the peasant farmers we used to be,

Now an industrialized nation thanks, Bismarck-e

So if the Russian Empire wants to try to step,

The antiquated Red Army better come correct

We know you’re mad militant, like President Putin

But, for real, your taking advice from Rasputin?

 

To Czar Nik in Russia, better get your homies quick,

Before your crew is brought down by the Bolsheviks

Cause I’m thinking your October is gonna be Red,

And your whole boujie family are going to be dead

Von Schlieffen is rolling up, so you’d better hide,

Or be like those punks in Italy and switch sides

And if you think of Stal-in' and trying to stop me,

You best check yourself, word to Leon Trotsky

 

Our offensives on the Eastern front were legit,

Bringing down the Russian currency by 46%

So, get your pen ready, pray at church…Orthodox?

Cause soon you’ll sign the treaty… Brest-Lit-o-vox!

Successful battles in Belgium, France, and Prussia,

and when we’re done with that were coming straight for Russia

Busta, Germany- the angry Allies crusha

U-boats sneak up, kill ya, and never even touch ya

 

Now this won’t play out on the other side,

We sent our army to the sea and a lot of them died

trench warfare is simply just no fun,

In the Marne, Ypres, or Verdun

With Hindenburg in charge, we couldn’t stay

When Zimmerman got the States into the fray

In ‘18 the Allies get a Treaty at Versailles,

But best believe we’ll get back at you in 1939.