Homophones

Tempt me, I’ll be the first to address

like when I’m prom shopping I’m the first to a dress

got a thirst for a quest on any person who questions me

so give me the list, I’ll take the first two addresses

 

just to stand on their mats and prepare my foreword

if you stand on the mat, the I only got four words

"Don’t underestimate 4’s words"

Or I’ll be knocking doors with a skyward triforce sword

 

you're less argument and more ad homonym

saying this is lame! he should really add homonyms

but that’s only spelling, they don’t rhyme like homophones

and I keep it busy like the tones you hear on home phones

 

I’ll be perched atop a billboard

screaming I won’t stop ’til I’m making all my hundred dollar bills board

and I can pour Benjamins onto poor Richard

just to say I got a voice that can make the poor richer

 

it was a very odd evening

every single even number had an odd evening

dark and light were opposite so was Yang, and even ying

Someone must have dropped the ball like when it's New Years eve ending

 

oops

 

I hit the pedal when I accelerate

with my 4 cylinder spinning axel I rate

about an 8 out of 10 so I can laugh in the face

of any hater when I pass him and he acts all irate

 

now let me escort you all back to my head quarters

and we’ll settle this fair I’ll be calling heads quarters

in the air, either way I’m gonna leave your head quartered

when my head quarterback scores at the end quarter

 

yea

 

I’m a backward’s rapper’s perfect paradigm

I’m only 20 years old, like a pair of dimes

and don’t hand me a glass of wine or a pear with thyme

I would rather dress up at a party and have pirate time

 

sqwak

 

I’m a savvy buccaneer

it’s just as weird as selling corn to a deer for a buck an ear

to break the music mold you gotta stop lallygagging

or you’ll end up choking on a pop song; lolly gagging

 

I’m a professional castigator

I got a curtain call like Irwin, ya'll get chosen when they cast the gator

I’ll lock your possy up behind a cast iron gate or

tie your bars up in a sling until someone invents a cast that’s greater

 

a couple months ago I was invisible

now they show me off like I’m on a display in fishy bowl

It’s not all golden ‘cause it frequently hurts

when losers tell me that the sound of my frequency hertz

 

I’m here to tell you that your only friends are emotes

so put down the phone and pick up the remote

before I extradite you to an island so remote

that my signal’s fuzzy from the waves flowing in your main stream moat

 

You got a choice if your parents don’t raise ya right

you either bleed lead or let your eraser write

You always gotta hold your razor tight

so that you can shape their minds

and when they're non believers you can raze their rites

 

I relax in my castle all lackadaisy

I’m like Mario with Peach you’re Luigi who lacks a Daisy

I get up and go to work like a farmer who hacks all day, see

got my axe I’m gonna slash until the whole galaxy’s dazing

 

One night I went out to eat with Sam and ella

and that’s why I spit sick, we all got Salmonella

I might be skinny like a flimsy folder ,Yes, I’m manilla

But I’m a giant with my words, there’s no colossal man iller

 

You put me and other rappers in a juxtaposition

there’s something different but I think I pose a just opposition

don’t get offended from what I’m thinking , it’s just a position

but I’m scratching records you be scratching when there’s just a pus itching

 

But something’s missing - we can’t all come together like accordions

tolerance of different opinions what we lack order in

take a cup of truth and short circuit the aux cord in it

there’s only 1/4 yo, go and stick a quarter in