Fall Out Rap Of The Ages

Following total atomic annihilation

it may fall to you to save the great nation

Thats why vault-tec have made extra preparation

and are proud to present you a S P E A C I A L education

regarding aptitude

you are an absolutely

unique amalgamation of attributes

now its time to find out in which one you excel

what makes you S P E A C I A L

S P E A C I A L …

spells out that you're quite swell

Strength

supplies are spares

so on seeing something sweet

be sure to scavenge or starve

The stronger you aren’t, the smaller the slack

of scrap storage and snacks

that you cant haul on your back

but do be sure to stay on track of the number

or a savage could suddenly strike as you're over-encumbered

and should your special self have such a regrettable incident

you'd better get swinging any suitable weapon or implement

 

PERCEPTION!

Post-nuclear places

are pretty prearranged

to put you through your paces

Pinpoint the parts of predators that plan to prey

with the Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System

Hooray!

You may need to pickpocket

pinching for your own protection

practicing your pilfering

purloining to perfection

If your preferential predilection's

petty theft of peoples' possessions

you'll be protected by perception

 

ENDURANCE!

Epidemics are endemic everywhere

Infection, amputation, radiation, never rare

End the negative effects, refresh your energy

by eating everything

even extra limbs and enemies

Your belly's not ever empty

there's endless entrées

Extend the length of time you exercise

eons, days

Escape encounters with louts and rowdy hooligans or environments ensure

you'll eventually be food again

 

CHARISMA!

Communists conquered this clean continent

and concomitantly corruption was the consequence

As such, you must be confident

and cognizant of compliments

confirming that commercially you're consummately competent

Convert companions to confidantes

convincing them to change a cuddly toy

for cutlery and condiments

Swallow down countless cups of cocktails

and charm your way from harm, chum

Combat curtailed

 

S.P.E.C.I.A.L.

spells out that you're quite swell!

 

INTELLIGENCE!

is idiocy inverted

Innate instinct

Take information and interpret it

The inner intuition and initiative

to implement inventive ideas

to be inquisitive

It is indicative of ingrained imagination

to take an inspiration and create an innovation

Insure against injury through investigation

because ignorance induces incapacitation