Lil' Rabbit battle.
• Written by Xerxes-the-BFG
Xerxes-the-BFG's Notes
Dodgy as fuck, I know...
Was originally the STARTS to a response to some jumped up little shitmunch who demanded a battle. never even got around to selecting a proper instrumental, let alone polishing, but sick of having so much "unpublished" stuff.. so fuck it, here it is!
Yo,
So, Run "NB"rabbit, Run Rabbit, Run, Run, Run
Don't make me have to grab my Gun. Gun, Gun
Skin ya, and hang you in the Lon-don Sun
Just messin', now shall we have some fun, young one?
So it's Itty Bitty Bunny Rabbit, coming again
Did you really think, that somehow, by changing your name
You'd gain fame? You really must be fuckin' insane,
What a shame, that I'm about to start shifting the blame -
Back to you, because regularly, you act very crude
Say all kinds of shit, that's comes across as really lewd
Your bad attitude, Might spark a feud, but as you get chewed
Don't end up in a mood, Because everyone else already knew
Of your ineptitude.
See you accuse the whole world, of "faggotry" and such,
But to me it seems, "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much"
I mean really, can't you see, I'm not speaking double dutch
And you really shouldn't need, to use that word as a crutch.
See, honestly, I can't seem to quite see
Exactly what it is, about homosexuality
Makes you feel, that you need to convince me
And everybody else, that you're not into the "D".
Now, Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit, Run, Run, Run
Quickly, before I Run right outta Puns, Puns, Puns
See, I'm not bothered if you want a Bum-Fun, Chum
But please don't think that *I* could be your "one" , dumb dumb.
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Xerxes-the-BFG
Member since March 1 2017