Filthy Conscience

 

C'mon Jordan, everybody knows you're not soft.

And surely you're not gonna get fucking ripped off.

Plus a gun is nothing but trouble, you know you're 200 pounds of raw fucking muscle.

Yeah, but no one'll fuck with you if you're packing a heater.

As a matter of fact grab a bag of meat cleavers and a bottle of bleach cleaner.

What if this kid deceives you, you believe it, and he's actually packing a .9mm?

 

Dude this is the midwest. Only police wear a vest on their chest,

So I suggest you invest your cash in some more of that grass,

Cause you know the kids will be back on your ass for more of that hash.

 

Maybe the midwest isn't that hard, but would you rather be in the back of a cop car

Or behind bars because you were too afraid you'd take it too far?

Come on man, that just ain't who you are,

Buy the piece, put a hot one through this fool's heart.

 

Jordan make sure you check and play your cards right,

Killing people for weed is too dark, you're smart, this is how every inmate starts.

 

Psh, you know how they got there? They didn't pull a piece when shit got weird.

Buy the glock, show these bitches that you're not scared.

 

 

Wise up Jordan, you don't even know this trick.

If he's an undercover pig would you even notice it?

If you fuck up and blow this shit, think about it, whose throat is it?

 

Fuck that! This is your biggest trade yet.

If you back out now you won't make it to your next paycheck.

And how about those bills you ain't paid yet?

Did you forget you ain't made yet? What about all that unpaid debt?

 

College life, nobody said it'd be easy,

Broke and hungry, drunk as fuck, living sleezy,

A steady income is all you would need, G.

Why ain't you pulling a second shift at the fucking McD's, B?

 

 

Did you see that badge? Get your hand off that bag of grass!

 

Yeah, put in on the mag, bust a cap in this fag's ass.

 

Calm down, are you sure he even saw it?

You can probably talk your way out of this and try to resolve it.

 

Yeah he saw it!

Ain't you see his eyes get bigger than a priests dick with to kids ass up in a pulpit?

This guy's probably an alcoholic with roofies in his pocket,

And hates his wife cause he's locked in the closet of his one bedroom apartment.

 

Okay, maybe Skeet's right, this guy ain't got all of it,

Probably flunked outta college twice and this is the only job he could get.

 

So shoot him in the leg, and if he starts crawling,

Shoot him again in the head, steal his wallet, dump his ass in the garbage.

 

Yeah man, this plan is flawless, but don't put him in the garbage, that's nonsense,

Cut him into pieces and feed him to your neighbor's dog man.

 

Now you've got it! I'm glad you and I can see eye to eye after all man.

Now Jordan, quit stalling, shoot this bitch twice and get your ass hauling,

Jump in your mom's van, tear off straight outta Compton.