American Bumpkin

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Asshole hippy strummin' banjo ditties on the patio sipping a glass of cold whiskey

Tobacco kindling watching cattle roam in leas with the fat shoats and chickadees

This rancher yokel hillbilly 'bout to go saddlebow gripping on the calico skinned steed

Lasso stringing lachrymose sissies who play with Hasbro pixies

Caught a hot babe's attention Axe cologne sniffing like "Sup" with a plastic comb winking

After this countryside back road stroll I'ma swiftly rub Banana Boat on Hannah Rose's titties.

Anvil lifting, letting gravity take it's coarse as I go whack-a-mole hitting

Fresh out the catacombs killing wack foes, spitting on their raps yo, lick me arse m8

I'm a bad omen, illicitly an outlaw like matrimonial swinging

In a badger hole hissing, spewing virulent Tabasco inklings

They call me the next Alexander Pope and Nathaniel Hone, interesting

Michelangelo; ambitious, indeed [bold] in resemblance to a cameo figurine

Pistachio or hickory, a hard nut to crack yo, exposing Mav? Only a mystery