the dart rap
• Written by JDaniels
born and raised in Canada
where there's a lot of moose
standing in the cold
while I'm puffing on this goose
I think I rather reds
buzzes heads more than blues
but when it comes to darts
well there's a lot to choose
king sized and regulars
twenty five and twenty packs
on this damn tobacco crap
I think i spent too many stacks
seems like other rappers
always try to keep it neat
but me? my flow is dirty
like it was a damn elite
and since I'm so Canadian
my raps are also classic
the second that I buy a pack
I'm ripping off the plastic
i was just a freshman
fucking bitches in eleventh
that's because I'm lucky
as the fucking number seven
if it's hack a dart
or be late I'mma be late
smoking on these cigarettes
until my lungs just deflate
heading to the reserve
putters or some dk's?
I'mma buy a carton
that'll disappear in three days
(I need a drag hold on.. alright)
going to the studio
roll up in a Belmont
puffing on a studio
move up to a Belmont
going out to Saudi
I'mma cop a pair of sandals
and maybe while I'm at it
I can cop a couple camels
get invited to a soiree
now I'm feeling fancy
so I buy myself Du Mauriers
little piggy's coming to me
saying they can smell weed
I'm like chill officers
this is just an L.D
look I got some play fairs
but I never play fair
bitch I been smoking
since the days I was in day care
and ya I got now
but I also got next's
they say that smoking kills
but I'm clearly not dead
I'mma smoke until I drop
even though it's bitter
main reason is because
momma didn't raise a quitter
and if I keep on smoking
then I'm only getting sicker
and I always hack the dart
until it's burning off my fingers
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JDaniels
Member since October 8 2015