Robot Crab

This one's for Maxine lmao

don't blame me you asked for this

 

 

It's the Robot Crab

Living under the ocean, Robot drab

Growing seaweed, Robot dab

Mess with him get the robot stab

Two pincers, a weapon of dedication

Bringing underwater decimation

Building a killer reputation

Robot Crab badass crustacean

 

It's the Robot Crab

Dropping bars from the ocean, robot trap

Tie you down with a robot strap

And cut you up in the robot lab

Two pincers, it's the robot crab

Decimation, the robot crab

Reputation, the robot crab

Mad crustacean, the robot crab

 

I'm the robot crab

Spitting hate from the water

Flows getting hotter

Call me a monster

Better get a doctor

I've come to conquer

Get to the chopper

Not gonna stop ya

Just gonna drop ya

Typing up poems

Rain fire from my blog yeah

I said fire from my blog yeah

But here's the problem

 

I can't really write

I ain't really the kind

To type without strife

Make so many typos

How do I write those

All these mistakes

Messing with my hype flows

Store them in silos

Kind of ironic

They call me the chronic

In blue like super sonic

Get drunk like gin and tonic

Your weakness, kryptonic

I'm evil, demonic

Killing you off like the plague

Bubonic

 

It's the Robot Crab

Living under the ocean, Robot drab

Growing seaweed, Robot dab

Mess with him get the robot stab

Two pincers, a weapon of dedication

Bringing underwater decimation

Building a killer reputation

Robot Crab badass crustacean

 

But seriously though, what is up with all those typos?

500 million dollars in engineering, and they couldn't program me

to not make spelling mistakes? Great job russia, great job.