Fastest Flow

[Intro]

I'm gonna show you the fastest flow

Take all your money and all your dough

Drop heavy lines, so look out below

I'll wake you up when I go go go

No one can touch me, I know for sure

Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video

If swag was a crime I'd be on death row

Time for the rap, baby, go me, go

 

[Verse 1]

My name is Roomie I'll 1-up ya, welcome to 9 Mile

I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the candy aisle

Spit my flow so sick, then he'll me meet my bile

I'll devour him and his Gangnom-nom style

Yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should

But I also excel at making women feel good

They call me Blackbeard back in the hood

Cause I look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood

 

[Verse 2]

I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere

That is why I need to become a billionaire

Buy all the ice cream and no, I won't frickin' share

Gonna become the heaviest beyond compare

Morgan Spurlock, such a McChicken

He didn't even start to thicken

Speed it up because time is tickin'

I'm already late for some butter-stick-lickin'

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Verse 3]

This should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize

My lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze

I fill the guys with envy and the girls I fill with butterflies

Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize

I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize

That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies

So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes

Is altered and sped up, don't trust all that's on the internet, guys

 

[Outro]

Who won?

Who's next?

That's not my channel