Ward 13
• Written by Anonymous
// my first ever written... RAPPED in 10 minutes haha. Oh yeah.
shit flying through the air like UFO's soaring
missiles homing in on my face with no warning,
Toxic, poison like; Anthrax, Botulinum..
or Ricin, fuck it we might aswell just mix them
Serve it cold, within a bowl
Cocktail on the side incase I get picky,
second thoughts, turn a lil misty
I take a sip and drop to the floor twitch-in,
looking like your nan when she's ich-in
bitch-in fucking sign my partition
cause you don't know what your missing
be a nurd eating lemon curd, rub it all over your face and lick it,
pick at it, fuck it might aswell kick it
beat it and start feeding your body through a shredder, turn you into grated chedder
make a mess of your favriout dress and make your cry
die inside, a ghost, sticking your own hand between
your thighs trying to find your nuts,
what the actuall fuck, there doesn't seem to be none, no luck,
fuck we give up
In this game, I'm slaying, lyrically word playing
Mystically earth shaking, typically nerve taring
I'm Dexter in his monthly trimester,
he's a plastic wrapping dissector,
trisector, in his past life.. probably hinnible lecture
I'ma stuff ya with muffins and eat ya
flatten you like pancake, then flip ya
Trip ya, twist ya, red lorry, yellow lorry, tongue twist'ya
Till your heads bouncing from wall to wall and the net's 4 feet from ya
Transform into a mythical beast, claw ya, brawl ya and jaw ya
Lift you off your feet and divide your shadow from ya
start praying, im set out to deform ya
hopsilize ya, ward 13, I'll even tattoo it on your forehead for ya,
I would use a stamp but the inks dry and you wouldn't want me to
bash in your skull in with it would ya?
So i stripped, yes i stripped
my dick blew threw the wind like a ballon relased from a grip
"Is that a toochie?" it's a toochie, a big round toochie, mooshie..
"What the fuck?", now it's suddenly a pussy, i must havie, so i tried to grabbie
it slapped me, with the arms i did not even realise pussy's have.. this is mad (what?)
I cried deeply, dropped to my knees breifly, and screamed "Why am i so neeeeeeedie?"
please beleive me, when i say i don't mean to see what i see.
it must be the pills i took ealier,
The ones i traded with Jack, if i promosied to give him a
piggy-back to mac donalds and i pay for the big mac
Me? Me? Me? Me? Who me? please..
I don't think i can be beat by another pussy, let alone a sweet round toochie
"LEEEEGS!" damn girl them legs! "Wait.. Are they pegs?"
"FUCK! They're pegs!" my eyes must have lost an outlet
so prepare for the oncore, the air in the ballons ran out,
and i've just woke up dry humping a couch,
"MOUSE!? What the fuck you staring at mouse?",
i'll knock you clean the fuck out
and send your lil fury ass back to micky mouse's clubhouse
Clearly i'm still high off theses drugs so,
fuck it lets turn the tv on and see whats on
"oohh lookie" it's "Ready steady.. Tooshie?" oh fuck
here we go again.. I can't win, the tv starts transforming,
munching on my leg pericing right through the skin
when will this end, it's getting kinda boring
but..
I've been on theses drugs for far to long
it's fucking me up and it's making me think wrong
now Im stepping over cracks and im sleeping in
the bath next to your cat (X3)
Blood clots, your temple pops producing puddles of lust and dust, vacume that shit up.
N'Just swallow and consume it, untill this gloom thickens
in your chest and you can't breath through it.
Gas mask on standby, cause this shared air is heavy to bare
and I must admit, this air is comunlating my lungs,
cause it's even developing it's own evenromental system
Hits, swings, throtteling your fists again
when trumpting, just humping
to avoid the turth hidden within
it's pointless, jointless, voidless and twisted
why do you keep doing this, its tourchuring
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