Role Model Remix
• Written by JoshCarroll323
JoshCarroll323's Notes
Since this a classic Em song, I figured I'd go "Shady" on it if you know what I mean. None of these lyrics are to be taken literally. Believe me, I would never do any of the stuff I said in this rap.
//Verse 1:
I'm cancerous, when I spit, it's gonna be tough battling this
Radiation won't work, you'll have to resort to cannabis
You beef with me, imma one up you like Eminem did the Free World in 8 mile
So don't cheese with me
Imma get straight to the point
I'm hotter than Lil Wayne when he rolls a joint
In 90 degree weather, then it gets so hot that him and his crew have to jump in a swimming pool just to get cool
I'm as crazy as Shady when I spit these fiery rhymes
that can't be extinguished til the day I die
So if you try and come at me imma have you ripping your ears out like Mike Tys,
I'm quite nice on fight nights
I don't give a fuck if you try and fight back, y'all are weak
I'll just beat your asses every fucking week
Don't try and turn my smile into a frown
or you'll get beat so bad you'll be paralyzed from the head down
I put my middle finger up to everyone that doubts me
And it won't go down til I stop rapping and they denounce me
I got a full house of MCs, it's all in the family
If anyone beats us, they'll get charged for battery
//Chorus 1:
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I kill people, fuck over bitches, and get greedy
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
//Verse 2:
You can call this shit real rap, I spit this shit raw
My rhymes are so deadly, they break people's jaws
To the point they can't be put back together like Humpty Dumpty
And once they get out the hospital, they'll end up feeling rusty
You shitheads can't even cut your crap
Get right back on that crapper and wipe, just let me rap
You're probably waiting for your faces to get split
Cause you're acting like donkeys, you want to get your asses kicked?
I'm bout as normal as Slim Shady
when he gets close to going brain dead like Jim Brady
I jumped in Looney Tunes with heavy armor on
And beat up Bugs and Daffy with a metal sword
I ripped their hearts out like a heartbreaker then 5 minutes later
make them have a seizure and put em in a freezer
Sorry, Lola, but your man's gone now
You'll have to find someone new 'fore you're down and out
Will someone please explain to my brain
that I'm too crazy to rap and I should be locked up in the nut place?
I take a breather and sigh,
then cool down and choke you fakes to death with a tie
So don't bark at me with your lazy ass shit you bitches
Or you'll end up with an ass full of staples and a head full of stitches
And of course, like Mobb Deep, you'll get shook
I booked me a recording session and got booked
//Chorus 2:
I make people cry whenever I write rhymes
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
All the haters get killed one at a time
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I've got CP but I'm young wild and free
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
You want to see me rap, you better pay my fee
You probably want to grow up to be just like me!
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JoshCarroll323
Member since April 17 2014