DougieFresh - My Name Is Remix

Hook:

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

I love my fans even though i do all the work,

and all the hot groupies never ever twerk,

but thats okay they all white and i dont wanna see that,

mostly because they are all fat

 

ive never been on a stage in my life,

I already know it would feel like paradise,

but for now im stuck here in this ugly body,

and when santa's around me he isnt so jolly

 

i busted a cap in his behind and he has to sit all day,

little chidren sitting on your lap is a little gay

but whatever he has beard its good,

what santa know he never lived in the hood!

 

Ive been dumped multiple times,

maybe its all because my laze boy doesnt recline, (Its still mine)

and sure sometimes i wear sunglasses inside,

but atleast for my family i can provide

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

These lines are terrible do you agree?

no they are the best, what are you blind? cant you see!

im up on stage throwing around the crowd,

and why are people who are hard of hearing so gosh darn loud?

 

im a idiot so i dont wanna swear,

but most of my followers are ILLUMINATI so i dont care,

i tried to joing the club but they wouldnt let me join,

and you know im rocking that 5 star sirloin

 

nobody should know about that, its my personal life,

sure im only 9 but i have a hotter wife,(HES 14)

no im 9, why would i lie,

dont ask for drugs cuz i all out im dry,

 

and im 9, did i mention i can hit a homerun?

youre so fat sometimes i ask myself if you can run,

like an earthquake or dinosaur stampede

when you stepped on the scale it said WEIGHT EXCEED

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

MY english teacher tried to give me a c in junior high,

only problem was if i got a c my dad would burry me alive

so hacked her computer with this USB,

and killed everyone so no one would see

 

dad i got straigh a's ar you proud?

YEa thats great but your always in your room and loud

whatever dad, youre never impressed,

but when im in da club the clothes magically undress,

 

thats all great and nice, but what do i do in da street?

who do i know who ill meet, will it be peat,

i dont like peat much, hes a nark,

and the only thing he ever wat is tree bark,

 

and quite frankly he smells pretty bad,

he has on set of clothes he where thats akk he ever had

maybe thats why he is always at my door,

maybe he needs some food to eat cuz hes poor!

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresj

Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)

My name is... [scratches] DougieFresh

 

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.