Phil Coutinho
• Written by RassRj
[Intro]
You wanted to see me, boss?
Shhhh...Phil
Listen carefully to the poetry of my lyrics
[Verse 1]
Come on over in my direction (Okay)
Remember this
Your contract extension (Yes)
When you signed i got a big erection
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Ha Ha Ha Ha) (Ehmm)
But today the sun rose on my darkest day
The press think you could be on your way (Well)
So i wrote this song to say: "Don't Leave!" (Don't Leave don't leave)
You fit this tailor-made, go put it on (What) (Thanks)
I've got the only key, go turn it on (Thanks)
He will stay another year
That is music to my ears
No way he'll go (Look who's here)
Dude
We've got a transfer bid
Here it is formal
Boy from Brasil
Be a Barca man
This is tapping-up
And i should know (Oh, yeah)
Stay and you'll never win a single league title
Play with MSN or Emre Can
Move to Barca or stay at Liverpool (Ooh)
[Chorus]
Phil Coutinho
There's no way i'll sell you in this transfer window
The chances of you joining Barca zero
Come on, stay here
You're my little hero
We've got Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo
[Verse 2]
And don't forget Lovren, Divrock and Moreno
They don't even play their best defender Sakho
Subby subby subby
Me llamo Luis Fonsi
Que, que, que Espana Burrito (Wow Luis Fonsi)
Que, que, que dos doritos
Que, que, que cuatro mojitos (Jurgen, i'm flattered)
Me llamo Luis Fonsi
Que, que, que sweaty feetos
Que, que, que Potatoes
[Mid Talk]
Wait a minute!
That's not even Spanish!
It's Danny Ings!
Jurgen, how could you?
I want to leave!
Okay Okay!
Im sorry i lied about Luis Fonsi
I did ask Justin Bieber to sing to you but he could not learn the god damn words (Ha Ha Ha)
[Chorus]
Phil Coutinho
There's no way i'll sell you in this transfer window
The chances of you joining Barca zero
Come on, stay here
You're my little hero
We've got Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo
[Outro]
I swear i'll sell Lovren, Divrock and Moreno
But there's no way i'll play our best defender Sakho
Just stay Coutinho
