Rap to Fresh Prince Beat

Shout out Will Smith the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff! You guys were one

of the first people that got me hooked on rap! Now I'm bout to kill one of the

best beats of all time!! Alright! JC!

First things first, I cannot be touched

I shouldn't have to walk to a mic, cause I can still bust

better than you wacks smoking weed and moving crack

and if I was y'all, I wouldn't be talking smack

My style's fatter than a pregnant bitch multiple weeks overdue

who's having probs with her damn contractions and has to spew

"Oh god! Please help me! I don't know what to do!"

The nurse said, "You should know! Just push until your eyes turn blue!"

You think that's fucked up? Picture Mary-Kate masturbating in her bed

while drinking and passes out forgetting how she got there

Sometimes my mind gets so fucked up coming up with this shit

that I don't even have time to spare and still grow a pair

Speaking of that, least I got the balls to speak my mind

You couldn't make it even if you worked overtime

I did this on my own, all your asses need help

And if you're told to come at me, i'll kick you below the belt

Fuck fame, I just do this for fun

You gangsters couldn't step to this with a gun

Point is, y'all are pissing me off

Why don't I freeze y'all then jump for joy like Kriss Kross

I don't why these people are trying to do me

when I just don't give a fuck, no one can screw me

There's levels to this shit, now everyone's tryna play me

Only thing I have to say bout this is, "Fuck y'all! Pay me!"

But, if I made one wrong move, I'd end up dead

and at least I never got my style from a tailor

And Justin Bieber is so fucked in the head

he could probably clock a chick in the head while he's hammered

and still end up nailing her

I promised to save the big shit til marriage

and I still get more bitches than guys in a horse and carriage

Then after our hangout, i'll steal a bitches car

get it totaled and sell it back to her parents

Fuck a bomb, I kill rappers with my rhymes

while they do suicides around my neighborhood 1000 times

And while they're doing those, have my crew burn down the same hood

until i'm the only one standing and everything is all good

And when my time comes, Ill be known as a legend

who gave everything he had and did all he could

And he was not a force to be reckoned

And said no to all the things the bullies thought he should

Cause like I said before I did my own thing

I just happily look at my work and kiss the ring

I leave you fakers hanging on a string

and use y'all as puppets until you drop dead (ding)

So, bottom line, don't try and test me

Cause all y'all are doing is acting like pests, g

I'm closely guarding this musical crease

It's JC and I'm out this bitch, peace

THOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH ME!!!