ERB 45

 

Just havin fun

 

Leonardo] Cowabunga dudes, a-let's get it on

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance

We got the classical technique to kick these

Three-toed freaks back under the street

I'll take a turtle and I'll turn him into mince meat

You don't really wanna step to Da Vinci

I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow

So lemme pass the mic to my man Donatello

[Donatello] Hard shell but you're gross in the middle

Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel

Born in goop, raised in poop

I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit

[Raphael] Yo, Raphael and I came to flow

Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned till I croaked

I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling

I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling

[Michelangelo] Oh, Michelangelo and I'm giant

I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath

I'm a rap god and you can't quite touch me

This battle's your Last Judgment, trust me

[Donatello] We drop science, [Raphael] we got the mathematics

[R&D] The architects of rebirth, the rap addicts

You beat the Foot but it won't go well

[Donatello] When you catch an Italian [D&L] boot to the half-shell

 

Turtles:

The wisdom of our master (Splinter)

Taught us not to rush to violence (Master Splinter)

But our master (Master Splinter)

[Leonardo] He ain't here, dudes (hyah)

I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade

Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away

[Michelangelo] I can Bebop and Steadyrock a mic, sucka

I'm a pristine Sistine nunchuka

[Raphael] (Uh) Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy

Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai

[Donatello] Uhh, Dona-tell me who you are again, dude

Cause I don't got 'em a lot of clue what you do

 

Artists:

[Donatello] That's because you mutants are too immature

[Leonardo] You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer

[Raphael] We got the talent and the minds [Raphael] and the rhymes so sweet

[Michelangelo] We're like your NES game cause we can't be beat

 

Turtles:

Yo, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by

You guys draw more dicks than New York pride

We're the TMNT, drop kicking Italy (yo)

Chowing on your tower made of pizza (yo), [Leonardo] save a slice for me