Pokemon Rap - Wooper

Yeah, check it.

 

I'm a blue MONSTER, made out of ground and WATER.

I'll still defeat Pokemon like STARAPTOR.

Hold up a minute, I'm a wooper, still POWERFUL.

Just the colour blue, and no I ain't COLOURFUL.

I got no arms, I learn ice PUNCH,

I'm eating your moves up, but I don't learn CRUNCH.

If rappers can talk about weed and HOES.

I should be able to defeat a HONCHCROW.

Yet he's a flying type, it does no EFFECT.

I'll still ice punch him, and he will get WRECKED.

I learn earthquake, I'll make this place go HYPE.

I got 1 weakness, immune to electric TYPE.

I may be really weak, to the type GRASS

But I'll be smoking GRASS while I'm kicking your ASS.

I'm about to end this shit, using muddy WATER.

I won't be seeing your ass any more, because you just got SLAUGHTERED.