Chocolate factory rap

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This is a story
About a boy named charlie
His very poor family
And a chocolate factory
 
Its little charlies birthday
His family got him a candy bar
He wishes he was tay zonday
With chocolate rain but their too poor
 
Grandpa joe's telling stories about factory, and the goofy chocolatier
About its mysterious propotier
How the factory reopened and nobodys workin
And machines arent even runnin
 
Today The bucket family read an article in the paper
By willy wonka, the great innovator
If you find a golden ticket
You can go to the factory for a visit
 
The first ticket goes to a greedy nincompoop augustus gloop
The next went to veruca salt. Who was self centered too
 
The third ticket went to violet boreaguarde
And the fourth to the gangster mike tevee.
All these kids are tards
(No really)
 
Charlie found a dollar out in the street
So he figured he would go buy some sweets
So he bought some chocolate and unwrapped it
And inside was a golden ticket
 
Grandpa Joe, Charlie and everyone else gathered at the gates
Wonka led the kids to the chocolate room
Inside was chocolate cakes, shakes, and even chocolate snakes
And oh boy chocolate perfume
 
Augustus gloop was stuffing his face
Until he fell into the chocolate river
Mrs gloop screamed i just want my baby safe
Hes getting germs in the mixture
 
The oompa loopas took his mom to the fudge room
With wonka saying augustus is a baffoon
The rest take a boat ride
Down the chocolate river(alright)
 
So they got to the room of inventions
Filled with everlasting gobstoppers
Wonka said most of this is in a state of perfection
Except for this gum supper
 
The gum was a 3 course dinner all by itself
Violet took a peice after wonka said no
Chewed up a peice and started to swell
She turned blue until she didn't grow no mo'
 
With violet gone they head down the corridor
Wonka said hurry or we'll never get through with the tour
They came across the room of nuts
Filled with squirrels of course veruca wanted one
 
Veruca opened the door and rushed in
She tried to grab a squirrel that was cute
As she did
They threw her down the garbage chute
 
Wonka said i guess she was a bad nut after all
Then they left and headed back down the hall
They approached the great glass elevator
This is greater than an escalator!!!
 
Mike said aint there a tv room in all this lot
Wonka said yep
Mike tevee screamed woopee thats for me
 
So he pushed the button
And the elevator twisted and flipped
like a roller coaster
Wonka stood like it was nothin
As it flipped over and over
 
They made it to the tv room all dizzy
It was making them dreary
It was very bright inside
Mr wonka gave them glasses so they dont hurt their eyes
 
They watched some chocolate get sent by tv
So suddenly A lightbulb turned on in mikes head
He flipped the switch and disappeared excitedly
When he returned he was as tall as a cigarette
 
As Mike was sent away to the gum stretcher
Wonka, Joe and Charlie continued with the tour
Wonka noticed only Charlie was left
Wonka said youve won youve passed the test!
 
They boarded the elevator quickly
So Charlie pressed the "up and out" button
So the tour was complete
Grandpa Joe was getting a queezy stomach
 
The elevator busted through the ceiling
The elevator started flying
Wonka told charlie he could own the factory when he is old enough
Grandpa joe thought he was bluff
 
But he wasnt, not at the slightest bit
They crashed threw the roof of the buckets house
And told them what was happenin
He could own the factory not now
 
But later when hes older
The buckets hopped on the elevator
Headed back to the factory
That concludes the story

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