ERB 41

 

Superman:

Who can stop this constipated jock,

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG, Superman!

I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible, I'm out of your league!

You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi!

Greasy, slick emcee from DC

One breath'll freiza your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots

Step into Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period.

 

 

Goku

How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?!

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen f*cking forties!

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy,

'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy,

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun,

You can't flow to Son Goku, I kaio-ken get it done,

When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock,

'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks,

Look at those panties , oh

you got that camel toe

I'll report to Lois Lane, and Superman that hoe!

 

 

Superman

Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes,

Just one punch and over nine thousand screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties,

From Z to GT, you can Dragon Ball deez

 

 

Goku

Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward!

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end!

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!