My name's Riley

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Hi its Riley,
I think Im really smiley,
But im just dead inside,
Im just a loner,
Waiting for a boner,
I don't have insta
I don't have snapchat
I have small dick,
I try be like kendrick,
All I do is watch rick
Take a dick pic,
Surprise, suprise Im fucking gay,
I tried to kiss a guy on my holiday.
Im so short and small,
Just like my dick,
I jerk off to babies,
And to a dog with rabies,
I hide in the corner and play games by myself,
Waiting for dick to be served upon a shelf.
Im so blind,
I can't even tell the front of a man from the behind,
Im a fucking pussy yet I don't even like pussy,
I just want to fap,
When i hear eminem rap,
Goodbye motherfuckers,
Im going to jump out in front of some truckers.

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Member since September 17 2017

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