Jack Blevins Boast!

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To Gain Subscribers (to Gain Subscribers)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my hair (come take my hair)

We'll walk through Johnson Central together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

 

His teeth are grubby, brains smelly, ears are stinky

There's food on his hat already, friend's pizza

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to Gain Subscribers,

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

 

And I am, a badass rapper

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, a badass rapper

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

 

You better make some money

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Gain Subscribers

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better make some money

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to Gain Subscribers

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

 

So lets go back

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through Johnson Central

I once used to call home sweet home

 

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the school now

 

And when I'm gone, just Gain Subscribers, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my grubby teeth

Just know that I'm looking down on you bashing

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just make some money

 

And when he's gone, just Gain Subscribers, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his smelly brains

Just know that he's looking down on you working

And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just make some money in your hat.