Rhyming with non-rhyming words

Notes: Start rapping at 1:06 on the instrumental

I wrote this before I found this site so I didn't have any help to

find words that rhyme

 

(They say) Nothing rhymes with orange, (They say) Nothing rhymes with orange,

(They say) Nothing rhymes with orange,

just listen for a second so I can show you that is nonsense

 

Okay now, I’m just gonna be honest, don’t give a shit if it’ll get me punished,

This one time I was eating an orange

as I was patiently waiting to download illegal torrents

HipHop is my drug, I inject it with a syringe

Feeling kind of rusty, think I need a little polish,

You say it doesn’t rhyme at all you know I call that ignorance,

it makes me mad as hell and really tests my tolerance

Sticking to the script every time I make a promise, carnage all the others

and setting fire to their corpses

I’m gonna do whatever it takes no matter what the cost is,

I tie them up with chains and suffocate them with my arm pits

White people working in an office, they hate their jobs and

have a foggy conscience,

The world’s sick, someday it’s gonna vomit

Sometimes I feel like packing up my shit and living in the forest

 

(They say) Nothing rhymes with silver, (They say) Nothing rhymes with silver,

(They say) Nothing rhymes with silver,

Time to send this theory to the sewer

 

Still standing strong like a thick brick pillar,

everybody running away because they know that I’m a killer

Don’t trust me with your shit because you know that I’m a pilfer

From the second that I’m waking up, all the way til the

second I fall I sleep I’m ringing like a telephone

I’ma tell her no before I steal her soul and drop it hella low,

and send the bitch down starting from the hill-top hoe

because my heart is cold yes it is cold as a chiller though

I’m pissing on the walls just to mark my territory, let you know I’m still alive

and I’m just hiding I’m a slippery bastard yeah watch me slither

From the bank all the way down to the river

Heart like snow, make everyone shiver, banging on my chest like a gorilla,

I’m so broke that I can’t even be fixed by Bob the builder

 

(They say) Nothing rhymes with purple, (They say) Nothing rhymes with purple,

(They say) Nothing rhymes with purple,

you’re in space lemme pull you down to Earth yo

 

Drinking a cup of tea, herbal, can beat a rabbit in a race, turtle,

when I’m using mouth wash, gurgle

There’s a possibility that I may have heard all,

the shit you talking about me when you were in your little circle,

talk behind my back again and I promise I’ma hurt yall

Feeling like some Kentucky Fried Chicken, but where the hell’s the Kernel,

I don’t know, maybe he’s hiding in a bird hole

Sluts craving nuts more than a squirrel,

when I’m walking rough terrains I am nothing but careful

Are my thoughts clear? No

People won’t shut their mouths, it be making my blood curdle

if only I could mute them like I do to the commercials, I’m on the verge to

Strangling them until they turn purple, my arguments are nonverbal,

I’m gonna say one word though

and I promise that it’s gonna be nothing but hurtful.