WHASIAN BOI

 

I'm a middle class suburban white kid from a christian family

From the start I live my life the way I plan to be

Rich enough to never fuck a woman like a manatee

Knock your bitch’s ankles loose she lookin like an amputee

Give it to her gen’rously this shit is like philanthropy

Vanderbilt up in this shit you meet me up in Tennessee

Penelope, fuck her good my penis named Dick Dastardly

Beat her up like wacky races kick her out haphazardly

With this next part all you bitches better not get triggered

Im stingy with my money honey acting like a niggard

The prepubescent white boys out there prolly all just sniggered

I didn’t drop the n-bomb though but all thoughts were considered

My dick so thick look up her down and you can see her innards

West side phoenix valley bro I do not fuck with Gilbert

White boy demographic there yea rapping was absurd

Straight A scholar getting dollars drugged up words are sluuuuured

 

 

White boy just don't give a fuck man white boy give no shits

Friends make money selling weed but I don’t deal no bits

White boy just don't give a fuck man white boy give no shits

Undercover twenty one be Jenko I be Schmidt [x2]

 

 

Hol up there's a second part just like it is my race

Asian in there somewhere now I gotta go to space

Blindfold me with dental floss your rapping I outpace

I won't be a fuckin doctor I’m my parents disgrace

Looking like a pancake what the fuck is with my face

I can’t drive - the middle of the highway, parking space

At a party and I’m drunk I’m red when I’m shit faced

Dick not little though, I make it past her second base

Pull up I be whippin in a Nissan, but I fuck with Jeeps

White boy mixed with Asian but somehow I still can leap

Nerdy fuckin style I buy my shit from WalMart it's dirt cheap

Take that money, pile it up and burn it in a hay-like heap

I’m sitting at that top it's like a mountain, very steep

This shit hella easy fuck the competition it's the shit I sweep

Beating off and watching porn like Jackson Pollock's sheets

Too much power zero hour, you should go to sleep

 

 

Asian boy don't give a fuck man Asian give no shits

Family be eating my dog and I’m joining in

Asian boy don't give a fuck man Asian give no shits

But I’m still a savage I be motorboating tits [x2]