Ash

I'm a pokemon master,

released the same as year red and blue

who the fuck are you?

I spit TM85, I am HM02

I could barely say a word before I got my first cards

in the back, open packs, kickin, screamin in the car

"take it back, take it back! this magmar's got shitty art!"

hadn't even pressed start before I knew where all the cities are

beat you with a metapod and harden

i haven't even started braggin', collected all the badges back in kindergarten

you got one-fifty? bitch, I got one-fifty-one,

I did that shit on Green, man, you barely started Sun

just quit playing, you're straight up fucking up your cartridge

you got four fuckin' options and I suggest you pick Run.

catch you in the pokemart, sayin' that you're fire, yes, I know you are

hit you with the hydro pump and watch your fucking eyes erupt

"that finished fast", take your cash and then proceed to buying all the items up

your team is full of legendaries, what, is that supposed to scare me?

I'll leave your party dead and buried with my chansey and a couple berries

Never used the Master Ball, what the fuck I need it for?

you're so fucking bad at this, probably couldn't even catch an Abra

you can fucking have it, here, what'ch you need, like three or four?

I'll smash your team to pieces

I know all the types and every weakness,

every move and how and when to use it at your weakest,

start stockin' up potions, make 'em Max, you're gonna need 'em

'cause as soon as you's defeated I'ma steal your pokemon and keep 'em