Dirty Dicks Unlimited
• Written by Anonymous
Wearing all the finest flair
Get me up off this chair
Turtle dicks comb my hair
Leave for the night
Money in my pockets
Never coming back, I'm an ape in a rocket!
Didn't pay my rent
Sleep in the streets
Homeless city sleeps
Fuck what I wear when I'm lying with them creeps!
Man it's cold as balls here
Wrapped in my trash gear
Always keep my glass here
You know we all smoke crack, weird
When it's cold they get that snow plow
Wipe off the streets, they so proud
Fuck ass town, all I do is clown
Off my big frown,
but I always got a clean crown
Rub it when you're downtown
Flub it when whores wound down
Life of a fuckass shitstain hobo
Dirt dog, no Tony Romo
Yo, once stole a row home
Bitches mad, was eating on they sofa
Then they saw my jeans, then they real flirty
Forgotten thought I was dirty,
Waved my fingers, make my fists say QWERTY
Internet celebrian,
Never talk onto them,
I'm a stink ass thesbian,
Yo, I used to live in the mountains
Fuck it, now I bathe in the fountains
Used to ride on a goat, now I'm living in a moat
Shit soaked dirt broke fucked bloke, no cloak
Snoop Dogg signed my shit with her pen
Pig pen motherfucker
Dirt lines cover all ya mothers' lover
You know I don't wear a rubber
What's the HIV to a shit like me
Have a kid, have disease
Have a crib, feel the breeze
Fucks I give? big easy, Drew Brees
Lil Wayne, Lil Brain, suck my cock
Cum down your drain.
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