Dark Side

Let’s see if you can put up with my dark side

 

Most Christian kids are raised to never swear

They sit us down in a chair and tell us they’re

There for us and God is to so we should go to prayer

So it was really rare but if we did we would get a glare

And everyone would stare our parents give us that look we got a big scare

I’m no different prepare to hear what I have to say and

Beware of who I am cause my dark side might scare you away

I pray every day but I do have bad words to say

You would all say that my future looks grey

I wanna say that I know I’ll be okay but my love life just hit replay

Heartbroken for the second straight time will you do it the same way

Will you gain my trust then run away brushing off the dust

Will you just decide to adjust what you think of me I told you

I’m hard to handle I’m starting to think that I’ll never

Get to sit across from anyone with a lit candle

Cause anyone who I try to get close to leaves me and well

I’m left to go through hell

So who’s gonna do it to me next and hurt my pride

Whoever does it can’t handle my dark side

 

Cause clouds come over and rain falls down

Lightning strikes more than twice

Tornadoes are everywhere

Hurricanes coming from there there and there

My dark side makes life too difficult

No one is willing to put in the time with me

Cause I’m too much for them

They can’t handle me and I don’t think I can handle myself

 

I dress like the modern times I wear no sleeves

And I wear by pants low and you can see my briefs

I think it’s comfortable when I walked into my label

They paid me enough to buy a nice table so I can watch cable

Every girl I know says it’s so unattractive and ugly

But I think they’re too distracted by my face it’s lovely

And my body is cuddly running their fingers through my abs

Cause I’m not chubby every girl I’m finished with needs a recovery

But what am I saying I’ve never had a girlfriend

But I would love it if my streak would end

I just wish I had someone with time to spend

Enough time so I could have something to send

A gift to someone I love would be great

I wish I could finally make my own fate

But I have to wait for my mate behind this steel gate

Once the gate opens then she’ll be ready to date

I promise I’ll never be late that’s a good trait

Girls never let me get too close to them but I’m straight

And that’s not gonna change like some people decide to

And you have no idea about that Idea that I hate

All my last love interests lied

Cause they can’t deal with my dark side

 

Cause clouds come over and rain falls down

Lightning strikes more than twice

Tornadoes are everywhere

Hurricanes coming from there there and there

My dark side makes life too difficult

No one is willing to put in the time with me

Cause I’m too much for them

They can’t handle me and I don’t think I can handle myself

 

I’m an athlete and I want an athlete

I don’t care how good she is I can be beat

But I promise to treat her ever so sweet

I want her to eat but I don’t want her to cheat

I love seeing a fitness model it gives me motivation

To keep up with this addiction and I can’t break another addiction

The temptation is just too much please help me

Cause I’m never free unless you can help me

I’m having fun at night and regretting it in the morning

I’m gonna give you a warning I can’t see it stopping

And these past girls leaving me has not helped me

I guess I haven’t found the one yet

I can only hope that God’s got my love story set

If God’s taking this long then it must be a great story

And he’s putting it into motion I just hope he will never forget

Even though I owe him and keep adding to my debt

But he always forgives with his arms open he’s waiting for me

To run into his arms he’s my greatest weapon

I get angry and I rage

I’m an animal locked in a cage

Just waiting for a turn of the page

There’s always another guy that will upstage

Seems like I can’t get a girl without a wage

I’ll just go see the great sage by pulling the trigger on the 10-gauge

No one other than my family would care if I died

See there do you think you can handle my dark side

 

Cause clouds come over and rain falls down

Lightning strikes more than twice

Tornadoes are everywhere

Hurricanes coming from there there and there

My dark side makes life too difficult

No one is willing to put in the time with me

Cause I’m too much for them

They can’t handle me and I don’t think I can handle myself

 

I’m going to heaven

But it’s gonna take a hell of a girl to stick with me