Fall

Last night I crashed my car into a ditch

rolled down a hill and off a cliff.

I grabbed my balls and blew a kiss

at God to thaw my awful sins.

 

Time slowed down, my whole life flashed,

From whores to porn to CID' and crack.

I witnessed my sins and wickedness fast

but as I hit the abyss my shit just bounced back.

 

As I rose through the sky I smiled at the lord

thanked him for his forgiveness, said i'd stop watching porn

id stop being a dick id stop being an ass,

I'd stop beating my kids, being lazy and fat

and said "I'm going to church as soon as I land"

 

As my wheels touched down,

I never felt more alive

Then I whispered at Satan

"I'm Still on you're side"

 

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Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and fall,

Yeah why don't you ever learn,

Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and you fall...

I wonder if you will ever learn.

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I drove to the Trap House

Pulled my fat stack out

Did crack, CID' and blacked out

beat my kids like a black belt.

 

Watched porn that was foreign

ignored an amber alert,

While I twisted my dick

like a can opener.

 

Felt the acid kicking in

as fell into my minds abyss...

 

I woke up in a forest.

Then I looked up at a tree

and saw a dead guy

swaying around in the breeze

 

He spun around like a wind chime

I pointed and laughed

and filmed it because

it made me real glad.

 

when I went home

I posted it for the kids

to help them be moar bettar....

Got 30 millions hits

 

then the acid wore off

and it felt hard to breathe

ans as I came back to reality,

I felt a rope around my neck

 

I was dangling in the breeze

and when looked down

guess who was filming it?

Me.

 

~~~

Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and fall,

Yeah why don't you ever learn,

Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and you fall...

I wonder if you will ever learn.

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I prayed to the devil

to turn into a snake

and wrap himself around

the branch til it breaks

 

I told him I would serve him

until I was in a grave

I promised him I’d never stop

laughing while I prayed

 

I told him when I hit the ground

that I would never stray

that I would not forget that dark side

or take a holiday

 

He gladly obliged and I

dropped to the ground

and then rained started

putting out of a black cloud

 

I flipped god off

and threw the snake

off a ledge.

walked over to me and

shot myself in the head.

 

~~~

Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and fall,

Yeah why don't you ever learn,

Spin around and fall down,

Do it again,

You stumble and you fall...

and then you finally start learn.

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