Wish you were beer (Wodi)

so you think you can taste pbr from blue moon

you took that shot too soon

alcohol poisoning

throwing up in a pail

like a high school female

shoulda stuck to just beer

 

it's like a fountain of booze, you're bleeding from your nose now

here comes the taco

should've gotten mcdonalds

tastes the same coming up

did you forget

liquor before beer

and you'll be in the clear

 

here's a drink, it's yellow gatorade

it won't stain your clothes

mama momo knows

tonight you're not getting laid

lost game of pong gone wrong

what have we learned?

don't mix drinks unmeasured

wish you just drank beer.