Criminal record

Verse 1:

 

They call me Ctrouble, I'm all about the Benjamins

I spend on anything that's got a revving engine in,

I never had a family, except my gang and me

I was educated at the Hard Knock Academy

But gang banging was an absolute calamity

They handcuffed and chucked me in the slammer

It was agony

Now I'm free, being a stick up kid is my reality

But on this salary I can't afford a calorie

And as I can't gather enough food to eat

From Vespucci Beach, then I might resort to felony

Felling an enemy

or anyone offending me

Befriending people who inevitably will depend on me

But if I end up in a feud with my bruh

I'll lick off his top, like a Cuban cigar

I'm the dude with the car, a superstar

In a street fight I'll pull off a hadouken

Rah!

You might find me in the strip club, bruh

But I didn't come to get my dick sucked, nah

I'm a hip hop star

Blood? Crip? Not moi

I'm the top dog, so sit, bruh, ha!

 

Chorus:

 

My name is Christopher, landed and titled

Think of a crime, and it probably was my fault

But now I cleaned up my act, call me Lysol

I used to be a mugger, then I got out of the cycle

 

Verse 2:

 

I wasn't stopping 'til I got the bills

For a property in Hollywood Hills

But now I rock the mils and the mansion

Looking for the answers at the bottom of a bottle

As I pop the pills, for reals

I live a life of luxury, but trust me, I'm the man it sucks to be

Look and see, my family's dysfunctional

Sometimes I feel like I really want to punch them all

My son's a ball of blubber, about as awful as my daughter

Or her mother, Or her mother's other lover

Motherfucker

Suffering a midlife crisis, but have you seen how ridiculous my wife is?

You shouldn't be surprised what the mind of a guy who's crazy,

Does, to hide from the madness of Katie's

Even my analyst is struggling to handle this

So it's about time I went back to being the protagonist:

 

Chorus:

 

My name is Christopher, landed and titled

Think of a crime, and it probably was my fault

But now I cleaned up my act, call me Lysol

I used to be a mugger, then I got out of the cycle