Walmart Kid Rap!

Pull up in a wallmart mart looking like a poptart but still looking mother fucki

ng sharp (yuh) sweeter than a mango looking like rango

gonna take yo bitch with a lasso (aye)

of course Imma bring her on my horse gonna take her by force

gonna make her do my chores (what)

gonna get the lube gonna cop fire boots

gonna play the darn flute while I put yo ass on mute

 

I be chiilin at the rodeo. I be bringing all the hoes. But if they got no

cowgirl boots. I be like hell no y'all asses gotta go. You got no Texas flow

But if you want to come over to my home and we watch some Elmo

 

Hit it from the back yo girl be looking like a snack (yuh)

don't know where she is at you got no fucking clue.

don't worry man she's with me watching scooby doo

she don't wanna go she stuck like gorilla glue

 

fuck a nibba bitch in a barn shit I just broke my mutha fucking arm (bitch)

spitting weak bars driving foreign cars nibba playin golf while smoking a cigar

rocking wrangler jeans don't need supreme sipping some lean

popping some beans

fresh ass boots fresh ass hat yo girl be sucking ma dick from the back

counting these stacks selling that crack feeling like a maniac man

where the fat bitches at

(aye)