My Name Is
• Written by JoshCarroll323
//Hook:
Hi! My name is (What?)
My name is (Who?)
My name is JC bitch
//Verse 1:
My name is JC, I'm a killer from Burbank
And in case you didn't know, I'm already at the highest rank
in this game, and no one else can step to this shit
I smacked Kanye out his throne and butt fucked his bitch
til she bled all over slowly dying in her bed
and flipped them and the police off, got in my car and fled (fuck you!!)
People call my rhymes crazy, guess that makes two of us
But I'm still ill enough to kill you recklessly driving a shuttle bus
I'll give every wack rapper a verbal beat down
and make em literally feel it while they sit there with frowns
on their little faces jealous of me being at the top
and I'm sick enough to break people's wrists with a mop
Rap seems to have a cavity, I'll be the one to fill it
And if y'all try and play sick, I'll yell, "Bitch, I'm the illest!"
You all can shut your mouths, or my crew will shut it for you
by killing y'all in rap battles then giving y'all the swine flu
// Verse 2:
My 5th grade teacher tried to flunk me in elementary
Well, I passed (Yay!) but she was as crazy
as the Incredible Hulk high on acid, weed, and 2 bags of shrooms
I'm clean sweeping this shit, get out the fucking broom
I'm the type that could start a bunch of forest fires
And kill Smokey the Bear with tree branches and wear his attire
But only I can prevent me from being beat
So I stay away from Hell's Kitchen, even though I can handle the heat
95% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my dad tells more lies than I do (Damn..)
I wanted to fuck him over for all the shit he did
Then, I thought, why bother? He was already a huge dick
But I still have more balls than him, I let my true feelings out
He probably thinks I'm someone he can't even live without
Nah, fuck that, I'll do this shit my own way
And maybe he'll think about his wrong doings someday
// Verse 3:
I'm a pioneer in this game, but I'm no Rick Ross
Shit, I done hit the gym 'fore I started to be a boss
And you Trinidadian maniacs are asking for ass kisses
and looking for attention with your wack ass disses
I don't have to spit, I could beat you with telekinesis
then roundhouse you and leave you with 100 stitches
Haha, my rhymes are just that deadly
and your rhymes are just so.. I don't know... petty (Haha)
Nah, fuck that, your rhymes won't match me anyway
You couldn't light it up even if you dislocated your shoulder blade
This just proves how irrelevant all of you are
I'd rather see you dead with all your remains in a jar
I'm spreading like rabies from an animal to a human
If I still have shit left to prove, maybe that's your view then
Or maybe I still do. Don't like me? Go home and suck a cock
The day I fall off, I might just pass out on a boat dock
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JoshCarroll323
Member since April 17 2014