The Pegasas Song

I'm taking a quiet stroll in my local park

Enjoying my walk, when suddenly I look up into the sky

and like a white bullet I see a horse slowly forming out of

the silhouette in the clouds, what...it has wings, what the fuck

it grows closer to my destination and at that moment all I can

think about is if I forgot my peanut butter and jelly sandwich at home

because oddly enough I was starving, but it was no time for that now...

because...

 

A pegasus swings by as it picks me up and sores towards the sun!

I don't know what to do, i'm very confused, was I the chosen one?

It looks he's headed towards the city,

I think I might needa warn everybody about this horse..

It could get much much worse

 

 

CAUSE HE CAN BE A MECHANIZED KILLING MACHINE

EVERYONE IS IN DANGER

EVERYONE CAN BE GRAVE GRAVE DANGER

THIS FUCKER COULD POSSIBLY DIVE BOMB THE CITY

I NEED TO STOP THIS!

I NEED TO END THIS!

I NEED SAVE THE EARTH!

right now i'm important than SUPERMAN.

 

I CAN BE THE SOLE REASON AS TO WHY

THIS WORLD WILL CONTINUE TO SPIN ONWARD!

 

Okay... I need to do it.

 

I grab the horse earss in hopes that I can steer him into his death.

Then at that moment it clicks, this could be a risk it could become a big mess.

That rock formation comfy enough,

Either way landing will inevitably rough!

Theres no way other way that I can dodge this.

So I must press onward.

GOODBYE WORLD

I WILL MISS YOU

BUT I HOPE I GET A SWEET MEMORIAL FOR THE HEROIC DEED

I OBVIOUSLY TOOK UPON MYSELF COMPLETE!

 

(MAYBE I'LL GET A STATUE!)

 

(MAYBE I'LL GET A STATUE!)

(and they'll maybe put my dick on the statuuuuue!)

(MAYBE I'LL GET A STATUE!)

(HERE COMES THE GROUND)

(HERE COMES THE GROUND)

(HERE COMES THE GROUND)

 

(death)