Looney Tunes

More taxing than tax season just want to relax but can't keep these waxings from flowin' dagnabbit

pull it outta a hat like roger rabbit that waskily wabbit the cause of all my bad habits

there's no telling what you think bugs me cause my tempers short and this booze keeps coming

tweeting something

like sue me for tooking that overtuned two seater to movies drive throughs excuse me while-e i'm movin too tough to sous vide not going to juvey for all that hooey

my dad's a little looney peppy la pew mixed with goofy and scooby dooby

and then he went and passed it on through me

but ya'll can't hold a candle to see

I'm enlightened and found the remy-dy to all this pent up energy

got all you cats frightened of my chemistry

now that I concocted a cure for my lethargy

after this your all gonna remember me

like that rat who made ratatouille and then served it free

laced with facts laxative exactly man

i'm exacting my revenge with another fake acme kit

It's not complicated just cartoons and contemplating while I'm on the john sittin' constipated and waitin' on nominations for most hated

highly debated never celebrated trying to elevate it aca'pell'a still got my bank account aggravated

like I dung got shit to do all this time wastin' making me feel like i'm on a pew tastin' a wafer

lookin' for a pen and a paper

can't waver or wait for later unless I get another taser

for not having faith again guess the irony's lost on'em as I hit the pavement face first I can even taste it what a shame this shirt was my favorite it cost me like an entire pallet of ramen

from caveman to c(a)tholic man's never gotten smarter just found a new way to display wit

giving you something to play with while makin' others pay forward a donation to the elation of patients sedated

i'm just a layman another homosapien who's almost the same as someone famous but just thought tomorrow is sposed to be better than yesterday through a mental test of strength but then they stole my lemonade and called it a prank, shit

i'm outta toon but aint no cause for a panic

it's high noon and i'm only half manic

that blue suit man won't answer his banana

fuck this shit man your bout to hear some mother fuckin profani-

ty not green please it's disgusting like bustin' a nut up on some tree's leaves

you still listening? please leave

I can't perform in front of an audience who can't see me

growin' up I always wanted to be on tv but now you get a million views for being me-emed

always picked last so I just conceive my own team

this crops got no cream there's just a single seed

and here's how to achieve your own dreams

what's necessary is only what you deem but that doesn't mean that you can do only as you please

it's ea-sy ignore kings and queens and make sure that you never lean especially when some multi-me-di-a company keeps thinking up more bullshit things to sing on social me-di-a while your brinking on linking your thinking with winking lying and cheating until your being starts sinking everything is shrinking smaller than your pinkey you swear but don't believe it

and drinking falls into your purview as your lured nervous slurring your words on purpose just to curtail the inevitable learnin and this journey is no longer perfect as the world begins burnin your stomachs churnin but her voice helps to curb it

wrap this up like a turban cause i'm feeling sikh and getting further from running out of verses and I aint even searchin purchasin or worse shit

at least not on purpose

believe me don't worship or join a war ship like you were hip when you wore it i'm worried that warm chick's gonna work it till your warped bitch lost a fortune it's abhorent that whore did more porn than her poor kids had corn chips

there's more lore like Mordor but moreso unfortunate morphing Aghori gore into important chores forming incorporeal punishment adorning a poor man with torn and shorn flesh of worn shoremen can't stomach it that torment you can't uncork it so I'm done put a fork in it