In the Masturbatorium
• Written by Stagger
Stagger's Notes
Would've recorded this for the cypher, but just didn't have time. Oh well, next time.
Right and left I find I'm left with thoughts of thighs spreadin'
My head is full of fingertips and swingin' hips I ain't gettin'
A dame's frame by any name won't fail to take my attention
From a lady to a tramp who takes it in the back like it was her invention
But my intentions are modest, and honestly it's not every night
That I leave the bar into my car back to the apartment with a dime
So when the joy of honeys, playboy bunnies don't work in real life
If you think I nullify the night and shut my eyes, think twice!
Fuck it, if I ain't bumpin' with someone who'll take her pants off
I'm no bozo opposed to the notion of opening up my laptop
Once that's on I'm hittin' flicks on ixxx and xvideos
So what if I ain't gettin' laid, it's the next best scenario
Don't lie to me, you like the scenes, so leave behind the righteousness
If you're a guy, then really try to not light up your irises
I don't like to drop a dime, what's nice is I ain't gotta be buyin' this
And it's better that instead of me, my computer gets all the viruses
I'll keep gleefully beatin' my meat to these articles of lust
Until I'm basically ejaculating particles of dust
Sit back and make a fist, this is what a haven is
There ain't no shame in it, yeah I'm spankin' it
I'll keep gleefully beatin' my meat to these articles of lust
Until I'm basically ejaculating particles of dust
Sit back and make a fist, this is what a haven is
There ain't no shame in it, yeah I'm spankin' it
I was tryin' to write, but now I gotta get this out my system
Besides, it's feeling right! It's just two different kinds of rhythm
In these instances libido instantly wins over wisdom
Then I'm ready for loopin' some vids and then shootin' some jism
Rub my dick and double click, flick the wrist for the fuck of it
First one is up, a couple and she shudders as he tongues her clit
The writing pad to the side like panties cuz now I'm on some other shit
Give the spittin' intermission and my dick permission to bust a bit
I've got Jennifer White spreadin' 'em wide ready for me to get inside
Then I get to flirt with a pencil skirt, pulling Lexi Belle aside
Simply harder thinkin' of Lily Carter and eatin' her like Yoshinoya
Tori Black and Riley Reid I'd smash indeed along with Stoya
Tiffany Tyler, I'd be lickin' her pie first
And I'd let Kayden Kross just yank it off, I'd bang so hard she might squirt
Gladly stickin' Janice Griffith havin' this dick in her throat
And I don't know who this redhead is, but she's got me 'bout to blow a load!
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Stagger
Member since January 30 2014