The Game of Life

Press start to begin, but stop tryin' to win,

this ain't that kinda game,

you always die, ain't that kinda lame?

there is no cheats and the game's not fair,

and the difficulty's insane

No extra lives, no second tries,

no manual, no Prima Guide

no one wonders why, it's no wonder why,

we search for chests, but ignore the quests

but still argue over if a sword's the best for fighting ogres.

There is no prophecy, you are not chosen,

you don't have magic and you don't have potions,

you can't increase health or stamina, you can't customzie your character,

and you'd think at the end you'd defeat pure evil,

but instead all you get is bait for the sequel,

But there's no 2 or 3, no trilogy, no DLC,

but there sure is pros and MLG,

bad controls and slow downloads

Plus there's a subscription fee