Boing Boing Boing
• Written by Be-Jay
Be-Jay's Notes
According to the OG notes this whole thing is meant to be "sung" in a thick borat/asian like accent. Good luck?
Must've been so fucking high when I wrote this.It's been sitting in my main account as an unpublished rap called "ass go boing" for months but I never actually clicked on the title to check what this was because I assumed it was just gunna be empty.
Turns out I wrote a full length song about squeezing asses at some point I can't recall, presumably when I was drunk and stoned.
This is why you don't do drugs kids.
The next time I get stoned and drunk I might even record it.
Boing Boing Boing
Bounce on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Jiggle on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Play that fucking ass like drums
Boing Bum Bitchhh
What's wrong with me? I want to love everybody
Not everybody, but every body,
not every body, just they're fucking ass
I'm badass but there's no such thing as a bad ass
I have to much hash and make this when im in class,
cos I lean over and squeeze headteachers ass -
It's not my fault I'm a dumbass, I just wanted to squeeze a smart ass
I rhyme like I run out time,
Remind me of time the judge say "you touch lady now you get lifetime"
I just want to turn on tv and see ass squeezed at primetime,
is that such a fucking crime, I want to squeeze ass all the time!
Boing Boing Boing
Bounce on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Jiggle on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Play that fucking ass like drums
Boing Bum Bitchhh
I maybe have too much weed in me,
That could be what it is, yes probably
It's possibly a possibility,
It's not a fact literally but maybe in relativity,
I just want a buddy to go to bible study with me
and when I am famous I might touch-a they pussy,
maybe I will rest hand on their knee,
see myself on TV with #MeToo in caption under me
But it is okay, i dont touch knee or pussy,
I just want to bounce like castle on they bum bum
Until feet go numb and I get shout at by mum cos that was her bottom
But I like to see go boing boing boing its not even chorus
but I just really like the boing boing boing
does the pitch get deeper or does it get higher
I'm losing my high pass me a lighter
Boing Boing Boing
Bounce on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Jiggle on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Play that fucking ass like drums
Boing Bum Bitchhh
That's right, I am chinky, but you can no arrest me
I can no go to jail cell if can no see
i stretch my eye like asain butt-erfly
I tell officer I want right to get high
he say shut up kim jong un dont give me a reason
to take out my gun and shoot like open season
I say officer you can no do dis
I may have half the eyes of you but I can see i am not black,
so you willl no shoot me when I try and fight back
So the officer put does his gun and that is when I lunged towards his bum
SQUEEZE SQUEEZE BOING BOING i yell
and then i spend another night in jail cell
Boing Boing Boing
Bounce on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Jiggle on that fucking ass like
Boing Boing Boing
Play that fucking ass like drums
Boing Bum Bitchhh
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Be-Jay
Member since July 16 2018