RANDOM BARZ#3

See I got bars for days 365 a calender

I'm in space on sentences, like I'm the challenger

 

Nasa challenged me to be an astronomer

I took a trip to space son I busted the thermometer

 

I got box of light, I imported light bulbs

I played 21 questions got 22 solved

 

See I got wordplay hotter than a sauna

When I spit on Medusa she turns to Madonna

If you think you're fly, on this plane I'm the Anaconda

Cosmos the galaxy flow know I'm magic like Wanda

 

See they want me to play doctor, but I don't have the patience

My patients seem young and I feel ancient already aging

 

My flow hits your ear into you systemic

I infect with fear through a lyrical pandemic

 

Bring a gas mask, I must be heard gassed up

Oxygen helium bang when I inhale for the last buck

 

Mad 52 split like a joker, call me King with a queen no poker

I'm that green rapper doper than a lit up weed smoker

 

See I got some bars tonight, I didn't even visit the asylum

I got to many papers of verses in my trachea time defiling

I'm colorblind rapping what was styling? No Stalin

I'm the dark horse tonight no white stallion

 

Kung fu call me jackie chan this mic my medallion

If it come to flipping coins, I'ma plumb this shit like I'm Italian

 

See my alter ego talked to my outer ego

who told the inner to stop with the fucking C notes

Drink a cappuccino stop ya'll bitching like leino

I have better luck winning at casino's

 

See my last verse was fucked, this one got pregnant

Since I fucked up the first had to move to the second

 

Yo I got whack bars? Yours like masturbation

Accept in the end no pleasure just a disturbed nation

 

I'm like a comedian done in verses Akhmed

No Ala Akbar blew up sick coughing

 

You spit flames your ma fucked a dragon?

Thats an old line get back on the wagon

 

So what I claim to be a hypocrite, I spit

That same lines and fell doomed in the same pit

Only difference is, is our differences is I have common senses

You got a lazy eye half blind need two different lenses

cause the direction they be looking they squinting extensive

I could change a nation with two cents it wasn't that expensive

 

 

Dude in flew enza I'm sicker than influenza

Doper than a bowl of weed, you deader than ebola

I more acidic on flows than a can of coca-cola

I beat the rust off oldies make them a new show up

I chop my thoughts leave them styled like a bowl cut

cut up emcees cause I'm crazier than a squirrel nut

I got more word play then a child

Your not hot spicy or let alone mild

I spit emcees up at others poison them with the bile

I got size 14 shoes easier to walk you miles

 

See at 10,000 leagues dad at the bottom of his bottle

I was in the car crash of childhood when his foot hit the throttle

See ma she was working for today fuck tomorrow

She was working so hard no college to acknowledge sorrow

Sister she got slices on shoulder, rock hard resolve only got a chip

I looked at my arms must be hereditary only got slits, only played just skits

I was to much of a pansy, knew I could flower

Bloom one man army antsy, for knowledge and power

I got dirty sins and your clingy grimy cowards

I had to get clean singed and scrubbed in the shower

 

See the is like a resume, ingredient to a recipe

I cooked grenades in mic's to expand mental capacity

I could ride these bars with no hands

I spinal tap rappers with no cost like no lands

 

See my last bar was about Houdini bar tricks I'm a magician

I'm getting ill with these lines need a physician

 

See if I ever stopped rapping where's waldo

it's the fucking apocalypse there is no tomorrow

 

I'm amaze walls forever in and caged

Brutally banner together eternally hemorrhaged

 

Battle within never civil

When I spit Luigi’s never spittle

I travel at speed unknown and never dribble

How was your day, oh really worlds smallest fiddle

 

See to many people incontinent, giving a shit at the wrong time

See lot of innocence in sentence giving a long line

 

See half of them don't get it, I kept tunnel vision like Riddick

They eat the lies gain lipid I stay livid painting vivid

You ain't cryptic you that disease that spread like syphilis

See this ain't no diss I respect scrapping to make shorter lists

on hit lists and grocery trips when I'm done shiny like mythics

fires inside my verse can't wait to be opened

Im emitting signals to change visions smoking