Winter

Hey my name is Joe

My rhymes are kinda bad

But my family’s real close

Cuz my uncles my dad

Ohhh

Get ready

 

 

Why can’t sing

Why can’t I rap

Cuz of my skin

Cuz I’m not black?

You better step back

Or ill smack you with a bat

I’m like a black cat

And ill shoot you with my ghat

 

Youre steppin into here

A world full of magic

I’m outta breathe already

That’s kinda sorta tragic

My rhymes are alright

And always reek havoc

I don’t try to be good

Its more of a habit

 

I spit versus like flames

Cuz I’m hotter than wasabi

If youre not first your last

Ha ha ricky bobby

Sign me already

You aint gonna stop me

Ive already lost my mind

Alztimers has got me

 

You’re pretty cool Winter

Haha get that pun?

You better get ready

Cuz I’m full of um

Haha

 

Slippity lippity

Hip hop on ice

Stop with the cold shoulder

You know that’s not nice

Pay money to the piper

Or else pay the price

Is that snow in your hair

Or is that lice

 

Or is it cocaine

A blizzard from the streets

Why are stockings above the fire

Instead on your feets

Christmas is coming

In 14 weeks

Reindeers are normal

Except that it speaks

 

Stick your tongue to a pole

And itll be pulled off

You need a boyfriend

How bout Olaf

Or elsa anna

Even sven

On a scale to five

Hes at least a 10

 

 

Coming down for the winter

And down with a cold

Consider me midas

Ill turn you to gold

Every year for Christmas

I get money in the mail

I make it rain on hoes

Yet it turns into hail

 

Ho ho

Ho ho ho

Ho ho

Ho ho santa

Ho ho

Ho ho clause

Ho ho

Ho ho pause

 

*and at that moment, winter noticed Joey was the greatest rapper alive.

Better than lil wayne, Justin beiber, and even kesha combined.

He doesn’t have to use fancy lingo or even use the n word.

He can dance better than timberlake, has better style than minaj,

and has a better ghetto booty than beyonce.

 

Hey winter

Sign me please

Im sorry I have micheal Jackson disease

Expect it is

In reverse

Just sign me

After this verse